Literature
Things to do When We're Down
"Things to do When We're Down for the Count"
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Watch out Maintenance Counter reach 'Zero'.
GENERAL
Throw a surprise party for yourself. Turn off all the lights, then turn them on and yell "Surprise!" Act shocked.
Color outside the lines.
Go to grocery store in a bathrobe, slippers, and a towel around your head. Rubber ducky optional.
Invent strange and unusual diseases with symptoms such as boils and welts, strange hacking sounds, change of skintone (bright pastels work best), dillusions, non-functioning limbs, etc). Then pretend you have them. Make sure they're highly contagious, then cough and lean on people.
Dress in a black ca